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Just read it It seems like all of the good men and women out there are all taken and that those of us that are single look at ourselves and say "Hey, Im a great catch! Why cant I find someone for me?" Excuse me for being straight-forward (read: bitchy) but none of us are great catches! I know that I will get a lot of hate e-mails from those of you who refuse to read any farther but for those of you with any please allow me a moment to explain myself. Everyone has a flaw. A big, gaping hole of a flaw that sometimes the whole world can see and other times only those closest to you (like the person you may be dating) can see that flaw. Sometimes those around you will never tell you what you lack, but damn it they should say something. Personally, Ive been single officially since April 20. Ive dated but been extremely critical of those people. Even the guys that Ive dated more than a couple months have not turned into meaningful relationships. I would always tell myself that I was the great catch, but after a vacation and a bit of introspection I realize that I was completely and utterly wrong for the following reasons:
1. Im kinda a bitch. I mean I seem like a cool, laid back chick until you really get to know me. Yes, I will play with you in the rain and bake cookies and watch gross out horror movies with you but I will also tell you things like I hate your mother for not aborting you or "accidentally" throw away or break all of your things that I dont like.
2. Im really clingy in a relationship. I love my alone time normally and will ignore my friends for days at a time because I simply dont feel like being bothered. When Im with some one though I get all intense and want to spend all of my time with them. I want to wake up beside you and do your laundry. Its kinda sick.
3.Im obsessed with the idea of marriage. No elaboration necessary.
4. I have mother issues. If you think dating a woman with daddy issues is the absolute worst, youre wrong. I obsess over everything she says and does and she drives me stark raving mad and I curse the ground she walks on but if you say one bad word about her I will punch you in the face.
5. Im educated. While for most people this is a plus, for me its a big negative. I judge people less educated than I am. I correct you when you talk (if not out loud, definitely in my head). I refuse to date some men based solely on the level of their education but ultimately I do NOTHING with my degree. My education level far outranks my pay grade. In the end, Im just a loser whos filled to the brim with useless facts.
6.I have no willpower, no drive, and am a pro at procrastinating.
7. My sex drive ranges from frigid to insatiable. Im at any given point for LONG periods of time. I once went without sex for a year and a half because I simply didnt want it. However, when I want it, its all I think about and if you dont give it up I will do your brother, dad, best friend, and maybe even your sister in your bed.
8. I fall really hard, really fast when I think you live up to my standards. It can be scary for both of us. I dont have the , time, or will to stalk you. Honestly, live stalking is a real chore. Im just not up to it. But I just might cyber-stalk you. Its quick, efficient, done on my time and I dont have to drive anywhere. (FYI: I hate driving.)
9. I actually dont like to make decisions for myself. For the right guy I will let him make most of my decisions for me. If I dont trust in your decision-making abilities I will give you hell. I will make your decisions for you and make you feel like shit because of it because why should I do for you what I dont really want to do for me.
. I have weird standards to live up to. My ideal man can fix my car, do electrical work on the house, knows which fork to use at dinner, can build things with his own hands, opens all doors, never lets me take out the trash, puts up with my mood swings but isnt afraid to tell me to shut the hell up when hes had enough of my bullshit, is tall enough to make me feel like a , and is actually right enough of the time where I will trust what he says, but knows how to admit hes wrong. Finding all of this in the right combination is extremely difficult.
. I have great personal hygiene but I can be tough to live with. My mom always insisted on a spotless home (We used to have to wash the walls on Saturdays.) As a result I like to keep a bit of organized chaos about me.
For all that I wrong about me there are some things that are right. Im a great cook, can sew a button if needed, great with , know how to act in public, usually well liked by your guy friends, unconventionally , etc. I guess I was more suited to be a 50s housewife than a woman dating in this decade. Whatever. I hope that my list of flaws can help you see that you need to look inside of yourself and pick out your flaws too. Good luck to you in the dating future.

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